No awkward lesbian experiences without me
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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