We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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