where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
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So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I currently don't understand fingers.
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