Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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