Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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