I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
It's never too late to be topless.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
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