Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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