Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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