i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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