I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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