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• (248): View more from Michigan

  ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.

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  for doing what?

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  for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once

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  that is the greatest description ever

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh

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  wow.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.

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• (530): View more from California

  Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me

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  I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.

  (253): View more from Washington

  I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean

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