D3 body, D1 cock
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
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He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?