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• (607): View more from New York

  I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"

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• (406): View more from Montana

  she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around

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• (646): View more from New York

  I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately

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