Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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