I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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