There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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