He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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