just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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