hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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