Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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