Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
