I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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