I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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