Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
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He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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