North Korea, Best Korea!
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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