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he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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