i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
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he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.