tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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