guys are not supposed to queef...right?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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