You can't special order awesome
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
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oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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