I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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