Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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