Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Randomize
