There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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