im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
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Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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