it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
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My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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