He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
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i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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