That's intense
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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