Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
This is the prime rib incident all over again
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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