I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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