He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
