Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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