I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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