Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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