Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Naked Twister starts at high noon
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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