In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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do herpes really smell.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
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You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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