JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
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better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
My dick has a subreddit
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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