Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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