The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Where is the hickey?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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