Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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