Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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