New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
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He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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