He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
its not stalking. its research.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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