im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
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Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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