I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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