just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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