The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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