i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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